Real back to school essentials


• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer


living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere





why this shit sound so official tho lmao


This is fire!! Proppa!!

(Source: nya-kin)

The Signs thoughts


Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

  • Aries: Sooo much action exhuasting but a lot of fun
  • Taurus: rlly rlly shy and awkward but i adore their determination
  • Gemini: super quirky and the best for talking about personal issues with
  • Cancer: Takes everything personally but good for music recommendations
  • Leo: they are so confident and get shit done and are great to laugh with
  • Virgo: acts super bitchy but they are perfect human beings underneath
  • Libra: flaky but super charming and literally the most selfless people
  • Scorpio: I love their sauciness but i am also scared of them
  • Sagittarius: super blunt and outgoing and i admire it with all my heart
  • Capricorn: Cynical little bitches but will kick your ass any day
  • Aquarius: always right no matter what do not argue w/ one
  • Pisces: sweetie pies who are sensitive and are really fun to gossip with
  • I wanna see you but you’re not mine
    ― Undo, The 1975 (via justanotherjuno)
  • On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
  • Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
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