Real back to school essentials

highly-functioningfangirl:

• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

kidomega:

mr-zues:

zoo-monkey:

king-joaquin:

why this shit sound so official tho lmao

BRUH CHILL

This is fire!! Proppa!!

(Source: nya-kin)

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

  • Aries: Sooo much action exhuasting but a lot of fun
  • Taurus: rlly rlly shy and awkward but i adore their determination
  • Gemini: super quirky and the best for talking about personal issues with
  • Cancer: Takes everything personally but good for music recommendations
  • Leo: they are so confident and get shit done and are great to laugh with
  • Virgo: acts super bitchy but they are perfect human beings underneath
  • Libra: flaky but super charming and literally the most selfless people
  • Scorpio: I love their sauciness but i am also scared of them
  • Sagittarius: super blunt and outgoing and i admire it with all my heart
  • Capricorn: Cynical little bitches but will kick your ass any day
  • Aquarius: always right no matter what do not argue w/ one
  • Pisces: sweetie pies who are sensitive and are really fun to gossip with
  • I wanna see you but you’re not mine
    ― Undo, The 1975 (via justanotherjuno)
  • On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
  • Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
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